Burk

''A kobold lazily raises its head from behind the counter. It slowly blinks its eyes as if it has just woken up.''

Burk's Poshuns
What are Burk's Poshuns? Only the most high quality and authentic goods in all of Myrias!

Off to a dangerous quest? Stock up on healing* poshuns! Get amazingly protective** gear! All sold from Burk's Poshuns.

Satisfaction is absolutely 100% guaranteed; you'll come back for more.

Burk's Poshuns, No Refunds!™

* No approved therapeutic claims. ** Results may vary.

Special Offers
''A small kobold pushes a box into the room and stands atop it. The crate smells of oranges.''

Burk: Hear ye, hear ye! I have the best news for all our heroes! You all now have the privilege of buying premium membership for Burk's Poshun and Poshun Accessories! Gold members get 5 gold off of every purchase! Platinum members get 8 gold off, and a free healing poshun or bubble wrap every mission!

Gold Membership


 * 5 gp discount on all future purchases!
 * Lifetime membership!

Platinum Membership


 * 8 gp discount on all future purchases!
 * Free poshun or bubble wrap each mission!!!
 * Exclusive club!
 * 120 GP cost

Burk Tuesdays


 * Enter promo code  B U R K  on every Tuesday to get 1% off on all purchases!
 * What a steal!

BurkCoin
Welcome! BurkCoin is the latest and undisputed greatest in money currency technology in all of Myrias! This emerging and innovative idea is free from the petty politics of kings and empires. With BurkCoin, the only thing affecting your wallet is the market itself! See #💰burk-coin for more info! BurkCoin roll chart

Mechanics


 * Post a message on the #💰burk-coin channel for how much BurkCoin you wish to buy or sell.
 * Every Monday, the gold value of BurkCoin will change. Exciting! We will be rolling 1d100 - 50 to determine the change in value.
 * BurkCoin's value cannot go below 10 gp. It's too big to fail!
 * All BurkCoin transactions will be frozen starting every Monday, 12:00 AM until the roll is made.

Did you know?


 * Burk coin value.png has it that Burk will be selling an item for 10 BurkCoin the next time its value exceeds 300 gp! Wow!
 * If players never undertook the #down-with-burk-coin and #burk-coin-2 missions, BurkCoin would be valued at 348 gp. That's only 6 gp short of the all-time high!
 * The busiest day for BurkCoin was March 21, 2021. Fifty-six BurkCoins were purchased by smart investors!
 * May 3rd, 2021 marks the record highest number of Burk Coin sold, at 136 coins! That's more than twice the second highest. Wow!
 * When asked by an artificer if Burk produces eggs, Burk puked one in front of the mercenary and replied "No"